In My Fine Establishment, Arrived a Constant
In a corner of Brooklyn Heights, stood the charming establishment of 45 Pineapple, which I’m the proud owner of. My establishment didn’t cater to travelers or tourists—Mayor Eric Adams had banned short accommodations for humans, animals, or plants in Brooklyn Heights. But there was one loophole, and that was exactly where I thrived. You see, my establishment housed only feelings. And let me tell you, it’s the weirdest business to run.